Next time anyone wants to pull a switcharoo fake-girlfriend sham - ya’ll need to consult MFOYA and MFOYA will teach you how to make it seem “real!”The following is a list of pertinent “do’s” and “don’ts:Rule #1 - DO find a replacement that you can stand. That way when photographs are taken, you can seem remotely interested!
Rule #2 - DON’T have your buddy escort the replacement to the side of the stage at each show so you can have the “official sighting”. Let it be “coincidental” and “natural”.Rule #3 - DO make sure the current boyfriend doesn’t have pictures of the “alleged ex” all over his myspace shrine. He should seem a little more “scorned” since he was supposed to be cheated on. Doy! And lose the “press release” for crying out loud!
Rule #4 - DO make sure the current boyfriend can keep his break up dates straight. Telling people you moved in with her in May and broke up two months later would mean you broke up in July. Oops.
Rule #5 - DO make sure the live-in boyfriend doesn’t suddenly post pictures of his “current” 5 story apartment as a way to prove he doesn’t live with her just because you’ve recently been outed! Innocent people don’t need a defense dude. And ya gotta be more creative then that. Maybe a fake lease?
Rule #6 - DO make sure when you plant a fake sighting at a restaurant - that the restaurant manager is in on the sham. That way when people call to double check, the manager will know to say you were there!
Rule #7 - DO make sure crew members don’t insinuate foul play! You can’t trust people when you’re pulling a sham!
26 Comments
October 4, 2007 at 3:20 am
MFOYA, I heart you.
And that is one seriously effed up thumb.
October 4, 2007 at 6:06 am
Wait…….Ruff & Caroliar broke up in July?! WTF…..
If he moved in with her in May….well….the Hawaii pics came out in late May. Oh what a tangled web they weave. LMFAO
October 4, 2007 at 9:19 am
Great stuff! Made me laugh while eating breakfast!
RuffRuff should ditch the Russian phrase ‘contrabandist’ on his myspace title. Makes me wonder what kind of contraband i.e illicit goods he’s implying he deals with.
October 4, 2007 at 9:38 am
I bow to the greatness that is mfoya!! Still cracking up over here. These guys are no match for you.
October 4, 2007 at 9:52 am
Eenie Meenie Minie Moe
Catch a scammer by her toe.
What shall her stiff penance be?
Headphones and Ruff Ruff’s CD.
October 4, 2007 at 10:41 am
“Rule #8 - DO get a better photoshopper when you’re trying to recreate “strolling in Soho hand-holding fake paparazzi shots!” Mangled thumbs are a big no-no!”
XD
You speak nothing but truth, MFOYA.
October 4, 2007 at 11:03 am
“Rule #8 - DO get a better photoshopper when you’re trying to recreate “strolling in Soho hand-holding fake paparazzi shots!” Mangled thumbs are a big no-no!”
Is that a thumb? What the heck is it? LOL!
October 4, 2007 at 11:24 am
“RuffRuff should ditch the Russian phrase ‘contrabandist’ on his myspace title. Makes me wonder what kind of contraband i.e illicit goods he’s implying he deals with.”
That’s funny! Yesterday he had this in his title: ??????????????. What the heck?
October 4, 2007 at 11:34 am
Why does this site claim that all the pics of these two are fake?
Why would you ppl bother with the x’s MySpace?
Karma is Bitch, I hope you have inside info and just speculation on all of this or MFOYA is in for a Hell of a ride.
October 4, 2007 at 11:38 am
SS,
Was it that or is your computer not displaying russian cyrillic alphabet characters properly to you? I don’t think I have any special configuration set on my computer but it does show me cyrillic characters which I can read. I have some beginner Russian knowledge and, like RuffRuff, I have toured in Russia.
October 4, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I did notice RuffRuff has had trouble keeping his stories straight - the conflicting stories repeated by his friends, who seem totally sincere.
If that’s his new apartment, I need to quit my career and go into selling insurance. That’s the poshest apartment complex I’ve seen. Looks more like a hotel.
October 4, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Was it that or is your computer not displaying russian cyrillic alphabet characters properly to you?
votem,
I just went in there and it says this - “контрабандист”. Is this what you see? Yesterday, I went in there and there was a bunch of question marks. So, I think RuffRuff is playing games.
October 4, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Hi, want to go to the X’s myspace. What is his name?
October 4, 2007 at 12:56 pm
There is a very interesting post in the Doogie H. Douchebag and Company thread that EVERYONE should read.
October 4, 2007 at 1:00 pm
SS, I have been posting here for a few days now. I have asked WHERE I can read about this Doogie guy and been told I am lazy. I TRUELY have no idea where to find the website you have mentioned above please give me a link so I can catch up here.
October 4, 2007 at 1:02 pm
And BTW, what is CL’s x’s Name. His myspace is mentioned here and I DO NOT know the guys real name. I doubt RuffRuff was will me any results. Thanks
October 4, 2007 at 1:05 pm
BTW I have read the entries here on the Doogie guy BUT there is no mention of his real name or where to find his site. NO, I am not being lazy, I’m just behind on all the names and site discussed here and would like a little help.
October 4, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Hmmmm, here’s the link. BTW, Doogie is Gray Charles. Doogie is not a website - it’s thread on this site.
http://makingfunofyourass.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/doogie-h-douchebag-and-company/#comments
October 4, 2007 at 1:27 pm
DL, RuffRuff’s MySpace is mentioned here quite often. I want to see it to catch up here and not feel so lost all the time.
My bad on a website, but I do recall this Doogie’s, GC really?, site or TH bashing board mentioned in another thread here. That is why I asked.
October 4, 2007 at 1:29 pm
By his “spew crew” we’re referring to the Taylor hate blog (which is now the “We’re Obsessed with MFOYA” hate blog) that was created with the sole purpose of talking smack about everything Taylor. The one run by some she-man named “Jena” who is tight buds with Doogie H.
Where is the ‘Hate Blog’. This is from the Doogie thread. See, this is why I am a bit confused.
October 4, 2007 at 2:06 pm
SS,
OK. Ruffy is playing games with that title. Yet another game player but a very weird one for sure.
I would be a very happy camper if I never heard of him again or the giraffe either.
October 4, 2007 at 3:08 pm
oops, sorry, i didn’t know.
October 4, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Well, my, my my
A new photo of T & C is on TOSP. Funny, it is by someone with only 4 posts. I don’t know how to bring it over. It is September 12th in New York. On another odd website.
October 4, 2007 at 4:45 pm
That is exactly what I noticed MFOYA.
Could you blow up to see if there is a mole.
October 4, 2007 at 4:46 pm
When I try to pull the blog up - it snags up my computer.
October 4, 2007 at 7:47 pm
I want Hmmmm to have to search for Ruff Ruff’s name and Spacey just like we all did. It’s so much more fun when you do the work yourself.