Guess what beach this is?
That’s right, folks! It’s the exact hotel beach Hicks was caught on with the unidentified blond. The same beach with the mystery moving sandbars and magical growth sand!
Mr Paparazzi was hiding in those bushes back there using his high-powered zoom lens. This is a quiet beach with very few people on it and behind the bushes is all private property. His only logical reason for being on this beach at this particular hotel would be if he had a prearranged “appointment.” As you can see he moved positions quite a few times.
Now. On to business. No lines necessary.
Beachie is almost as tall as Taylor. Her thigh is almost as long as Taylor’s, which only confirms her tall height. She’s stepping forward which means she’s even slightly taller than what she appears.
Now look at this photo and laugh:
Now that you’ve stopped laughing, notice how small Lyders’ head is. And uh, notice how freaking short she is. The difference is drastic and ginormous.
Oops….
Let the denial begin!
12 Comments
December 12, 2007 at 8:23 am
If you can’t see the difference in these two women, let your seeing-eye dog look at the pictures.
December 12, 2007 at 8:49 am
Fuckin’ Slam Dunk!
December 12, 2007 at 8:59 am
How can anyone look at theses pics and explain that the girl on the beach and Caroline are the same person?
I see 2 different women.
December 12, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Folks are in denial because it makes no sense to behave this way. Taylor just thinks if he keeps lying people will never believe it because normal people don’t pull stunts like this. He will act like he’s getting engaged to cover this lie. He WOULD take it that far because he has a lot of problems. He will have a plan to cover up this lie as usual. But he’ll get busted and this site will have a lot to do with it. I know his Grandma just found this site the other day too. She must be proud.
December 12, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Ohhh Snap……. Granny Hicks must be pissed at her boy.
December 12, 2007 at 9:02 pm
First time posting. In my opinion those women are not same. I am an amateur photographer, doesn’t mean that much but height perspective CANNOT change the height that much! The gals legs are almost as long as taylor hicks. The girl also has a tan lines which means she probably is from somewhere sunny and spends some time tanning. Caroline Lyders lives in Milwaukee. She wears prescription eyeglasses too—contacts on a sandy beach don’t make much sense! Whatever the reason for this, those are two gals. Is there other photos of this womans height? I can’t imagine anyone would look at these and think they are the same woman. That’s just absurd. The height is unexplainable.
December 12, 2007 at 11:26 pm
If I’m honest, I’ll admit that this site is a guilty pleasure for me. I mean, it’s a veritable shrine to Carolyn Lyder (tm Taylor). Photos of her snaggle-toothed countenance grace every new topic and beam up at Taylor from every possible angle. One minute, she’s gazing straight across into his eyes, the next, she’s barely making eye contact with his clavicle. I think she’s like double-jointed or something. Pretty cool, huh? At least that’s the consensus among Carolyn’s fans, or as I affectionately call us, Lyahphiles.
How considerate of you, MFOYA, for taking us down memory lane with these beach photos! It allows us to relive those early tender days of a courtship so magical that Disney is basing its next animated fairytale on it. Sure you could argue that a cartoon version of Carolyn seems redundant, but the Pixar artists beg to differ. The scuttlebutt is that they are having a field day caricaturing her. So much to work with, you know? And the execs at Disney are salivating at the endless merchandising opportunities for a princess whose neck can be lowered or raised at will and who uncannily stands at attention whenever there’s a functioning camera in the vicinity.
Admittedly, there are a few minor challenges they’ll have to address in order to create a product that doesn’t stray too far from the essence of Carolyn. Such as the fact that little girls don’t like dolls with homely faces, buzz cut hairdos and a disagreeable wardrobe. But the pros are on the case. I’m confident they’ll make it work.
Or maybe they’ll just run with a Taylor doll.
December 13, 2007 at 12:48 am
Nothing left to say.
December 13, 2007 at 1:13 am
Bhammer, you are too brilliant for any words I know.
I think the MFOYA posting with the ‘interview’ with Ms. Lyders should be taken into account by Disney and a talking doll generated. With that voice.
Thing is, the doll could have these cool expandable legs that stretch - so well, you know… she grows in height…and a smile with teeth that in cold water look one way and hot water look another. Like this doll my kid has that has tattoos in cold, not in hot. (It’s a Barbie Fairy doll, not some Biker chick doll, drats.)
(agh) The conundrum continues and sometimes I hate being me. Can I be a Bhammer next life?
I’m thinking Taylor looks a little weird on the beach scene - don’t his arms and other limbs look a little out of proportion or something? He’s got a little love-bear tummy going on too - not that there’s anything wrong with that.
(Crap, now the CL Fan Club will send those damnable flying monkeys at me again. I can hear their screeching and their poems…
December 13, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Bhammer and Sunny, your posts seriously cracked me up.
And Granny Hicks has found out? I want to see her beat Taylor with her purse. Hey, I’d watch that I pay-per-view.
This whole situation is just so weird, but I can’t look away.
December 14, 2007 at 10:47 pm
This height difference is too weird to explain. This beach chick is tall all the time. Caroline is short all the time. What the hell? How many excuses can we make? They’re different women peeps. They might look a lot alike but they’re two people.
December 15, 2007 at 7:15 am
So Taylor is going to get engaged? To which woman I wonder….
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