December 31, 2007...5:00 pm

Happy Fucking New Year - No Longer Under the “Radar!”

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Check out the latest issue of Radar - the Jan/Feb issue out in news stands now.

Radar did get one thing wrong however, the part about digitally elongating the legs - in reality, the The Sham Patrol planted one close up photo of Caroline Lyders face (and supernatural neck) in the Splash News Agency. This was done to create the illusion that it was all the same woman. What a good idea!

Various people have reported seeing the Mystery Blond with Taylor Hicks in a casino in Pala, San Diego on the morning of May 7, 2007. In fact, Hicks’ stage manager and spokesperson, Ted Cognata, has said repeatedly that Lyders was in Pala, San Diego. For those who don’t know, Cognata, was the also same person that send out an odd email to Hicks’ fan base naming the woman on the beach as Lyders.

Radar has confirmed that Lyders was LIVE on air in Milwaukee, WI on the morning of May 7, 2007.

What we found especially interesting about this Radar article, was Hicks and Lyders’ refusal to respond such a straightforward question. Something Radar clearly found odd as well. “Strangely, Lyders and pals of Hicks declined to comment on rumors.” And of course, “Reached by phone, Hicks refused to confirm or deny, adding “I have a plane to catch.”

If it’s not true, why not just say so? The problem is, it’s all true.

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118 Comments

  • Excellent article. Gives validity to MFOYA’s claims.

    It’s funny that they mention what a rational explanation would be. Yeah, that would be a rational explanation–if you ignore the discrepanices of the physical features and the fact that Caroliar can’t be in two places at once. I mean, brooms aren’t time machines, right?

  • OMG! As usual, MFOYA delivers!!!! People have accused MFOYA of lying about the birthmark, lying about the article, lying about everything. I always trusted my eyesight and my instincts. MFOYA well done!!!!!!! To the idiots, how does that shit taste? Since you are eating a lot of it now!!!!!!!!!! Happy new year everyone!!!!!

  • I never doubted you mfoya.

    Taylor, you can have one night stands for 365 days in 2008 and I’ll still love ya to death.

  • All I have to say at this point is “HAPPY NEW YEAR TAYLOR AND CAROLIAR!”

  • MFOYA says: of course you would say this sweets, because all you can do is speculate since you’re not privy to any information other then what you are fed. It is a conspiracy (sometimes conspiracies are actually true) and we outed it to the fans and they published the “rumors” for the world to see because obviously they got some info (not from MFOYA FYI) that you don’t know about. They realize there are inconsistencies that are unexplainable and, yes, they think the whole thing is nuts and irrational, and even we that know the truth for a fact think it’s nuts and irrational. But it doesn’t change the fact that it’s true and that Taylor just bullshitted himself into a hole. So it’s Taylor that is nuts and irrational .. not us. This is what you will soon learn. A magazine has to word things in way to cover their asses. But then again, Taylor can admit it and you still will have your head in the sand. The bottom line is, you’re the same ilk that claimed no magazine would touch this. Because it was too ludicrous. Well they are touching it and there’s a reason for that. It’s not because our little tiny blog is so amusing. It’s because they clearly got info from people who would know. So maybe you should read that article again.

    I think you all should read that article again…..conspiracy theorists , the rational explanation, etc… I don’t exactly think the people at Radar mag. find MFOYA all that credible. It seems to me they find you sort of amusing.

  • Wow, you really pulled it off!!! I thought, yeah right you’ll get a national mag to cover this story. And if they do, they’ll totally trash mfoya and the two women theory. But, they didn’t. They snarked, of course. That’s what they do. But the headline says it all.

    It must suck to be CL right now.

  • My God this just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger. If it was all BS it would have died a long time ago but it has not. I can’t believe this is now in a magazine. Wow. And why the hell wouldn’t Taylor deny it if it was BS? And how the hell did they get him on the phone? Some people just need to wake the hell up. This is the truth. Taylor lied. Period.

  • Thanks for reminding me MFOYA, I think JAT is supposed to now eat her computer. She’s the same koolaider who claimed you were lying about this being in a mag and that she would eat her computer if it ever got covered in any way. She must feel pretty stupid now. Then again she’ll come up with another denial mechanism to not feel like an ass. Well done MFOYA for getting this out there.

  • this tickles me. LOL

  • MFOYA says: so CDG under a different name, stop reading this blog and every other fucking blog. People that don’t give a fuck don’t read and truly don’t care. It’s so simple. Turn off your computer. Go away. Stop caring. Really stop caring. Do you not see how stupid you look? That’s like me blogging all day and reading all day and saying “oops ps. I really don’t care either!”

    No, I’m of the ilk that says true or not why should anyone give a flying f**k!

  • For the record NYC, I didn’t get this out there to Radar. I wasn’t in communication with this particular magazine but was told anonymously that this story was being covered by them. However, they did read the blog for evidence and info. That’s why we’re here. Evidence and info.

  • oh so Radar found us? Very cool!

  • I am downright giddy about this. I thought it would never come. (Not that I doubted the story, I was just getting impatient. lol.)

    Oh, and here’s a little something I did, too. Check it out soon, because it’s likely to get zapped within a couple hours:

    http://tayloristheboogie.wordpress.com/2007/12/31/heres-to-2008/

    And observe who wrote it. =)

  • omg!!! hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hickschick = awesome

    Gee, do ya think this will get posted in the News section at the Boogie?

  • GOOD JOB MFOYA!

    FINALLY IT’S HERE, WE’VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR SHAMMERS!

    Truth is always better than lies!

  • This is great. I posted this on my blog and I do get mostly TV news readers.

    Everyone, Caroline Lyders is a horrid person. I do wish you ALL knew the details of how awful this woman is and the lengths of the lies she has told to people I know personally ( and also to Hicks when she went behind his back and used his name to get that job in WJLA-TV).

    I believe Taylor Hicks just got caught up in a bad situation which caused him to lie, but this woman IS a liar in every sense of the word. You just cannot be fans of Taylor Hicks and defend Caroline at the same time. I repeat, YOU CANNOT. She is NOT out for him, she is out for HERSELF and really does not care who she hurts. If she hurts Taylor Hicks’ career, she is fine with that as long as she gets what she wants. And no they are not romantic and never were. I’m sure she wishes they were however. lol

  • I never believed that they were an item. We know that shes a loser and can’t get a job to save her sad little life right now.

  • prettypollypossum
    December 31, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    I’m sure MFOYA will be tagged as the person who gave the reporter the info, but we all know better.

    It is out there now for the world, or at least the gossip world to see. I hope this dosen’t make the sham patrol give us another sighting of CL.

    NO CL in 2008!

  • The only job CL will be getting now is selling balloon animals at the circus.

  • Hey, I would be happy to take the credit PPP. But taking credit for things I didn’t do isn’t my thing.

  • Lies catch up to you don’t they? I have read this magazine before. I love that they covered this. Yep the truth always wins.

  • MFOYA says: Alrighty, I’ll play in the playpen for a few. So read what you want, but don’t claim you don’t give a fuck. People read because they give a fuck. Also, it is impossible for any of us to look stupid for a myriad of reasons. We have delivered on every promise we have made. Pictures we claimed to have, media attention we claimed to garner and so on. We have private information that is true. We have been telling the truth and have told the truth from day one. The people that look stupid are the ones that A. lied and B. believed the lies. C. called us liars. This shit will keep going until Hicks chooses to put an end to it. He is well aware of how to do that. We’re not concerned with who the man sleeps with - we could care less. Look around. We’ve only been interested in one thing: outting the sham for what it is - a sham. All lies. Call us haters, call us troublemakers. No problem. Stupid we are not and never were. Our strategy is beyond what you are able to comprehend. Like I said, look around.

    I read what and wherever I choose, so deal with it. I don’t care about the so-called sham or who TH does or doesn’t have a relationship with, the psychology of this blog is however, quite interesting. And don’t you know how stupid all this makes YOU look?

  • Well, so Radar published the article (no surprise). It’s not a tabloid rag at all, but a publication watched carefully by the general media. Their recent article about Nicole Kidman was the source of an AP wire article, and their controversial political candidate cover was linked by the Drudge Report. This sham story could have ‘legs’…

    Hope Taylor has finally ditched the albatross around his neck. I wish for him a happier new year in 2008 and maybe we will see real joy back in his eyes permanently!

    Happy New Year to MFOYA and all readers!!

  • Finally!

  • This is absolutely hilarious. I am LMAO!!! Congrats to MFOYA and the others that have brought this fiasco to light!

    I am a sporadic reader of these blogs and I scanned the beach pix and the pix of Ms. Lyders on her former employers web site on the same day several months ago. My first reaction was- Man, she should always wear a bikini and leave her hair more natural because she looks so much better on the beach than she does in her more professional pix. Then I listened to some bulls**t interview with her where she said she didn’t watch TV and when she listened to music it was classical.

    I thought: Taylor, honey, I think you might be making a mistake here. First, she’s not a G.R.I.T. ( Girl Raised In The South)!!! You are out of your territory. (Sorry, girls but there is a cultural gap ‘tween us good ole girls and boys and the more sophistocated classical pianists who don’t watch TV) Classical Music???? No TV??? Wow!

    The next site I saw was that of one Aaron Ruffcorn ( Wonder why his Favorite Shape is a Triangle??? C’s shape? Threesome?) who has a quite interesting video of Miss La-Te-Dah Caroline who appears in his bed behind a crotch shot of the said Mr. Ruffcorn. At the end she is videoed almost in the dark as she mouths _F*** You into the camera. Now, where is the classical pianist??

    As this point I thought: Tay, Tay, Tay! You need to extricate yourself immediately from this obviously schizophrenic woman!

    Then, I finally read enough about the two girlfriends ( really three considering the two Carolines) and now I finally get the picture. I KNOW that Caroline is NOT the same girl that is on the beach. My tipping point is the ankles!

    I’m thinking that he got set up for the pix on the beach by the girl on the beach. She seemed to know she was being photographed. To minimize the possible publicity she might bring to herself, he decided to date the less attractive Caroline and try to pass them off as one and the same.

    He must have been thinking with his tubular brain to think that was going to fly, but from C’s point of view, it was great to be publicized as looking that good in a bikini!

    And those damn glasses! Has the girl not heard of contacts! Any GRIT nows that you don’t wear your glasses on a date. You might have to sneak them on at the beginning of the evening and memorize the colors folks have on so you can call people by name, but, honey, have a little pride! Surely, when they are out together, Taylor can guide her around fire hydrants so she won’t stumble and even can read her a menu if she needs it!

    I now think he has the old problem of Cs**t on his boot that he can’t get off. I am sure she has insinuated herself into every gig she can and I do hope he can scrape her off without ruining those sexy cowboy boots!

    I feel right sorry for him- Bless his heart! But as my Mama told me: He got into it, he’s gotta get out of it! In his history, he’s broken up with much worthier GF candidates than this!!!!!

  • “( and also to Hicks when she went behind his back and used his name to get that job in WJLA-TV).”

    Did I miss something?

  • Sorry I did not mean to confuse. No, she did not get the job, I was saying she used his name to TRY to get it.

  • Here we go. It’s Dec 31, 2007 and the woman on the beach goes from being called “Caroline Lyders” back to being the Mystery Lady. Don’t fuck with MFOYA. Seriously.

  • carolinelyders thanks for clearing that up. I thought that’s what you meant but wanted to be sure.

    This explains the noise I heard earlier today. It sounded like Caroliar Lyders’ job application being put through a paper shredder in a DC Execs office. This sham was about as good of an idea as quitting your job before you have another one.

    I brought this over from a blog that was posted here previously.

    “Just A Thought
    November 29, 2007 at 11:09 am

    The future sometimes brings forth all kinds of surprises. Better expect a few. ”

    SURPRISE!!!!

  • Un-believe-able. Radar Magazine is a big time magazine based in New York City and is funded by billionaire Ron Burkle.

    The editor in chief was also the ex editor of the legendary New York Magazine. This is a very big deal folks. The two women scandal is now in the national press and has has been officially published. No, this not a rag mag. What’s next? I’m betting a lot more.

  • Well damn. The news finally came out. Very interesting indeed.

  • Glad I saw the truth before this article came out otherwise I would feel sort of dumb. MFOYA you have not failed to deliver. You’ve proven yourself to be an honest person, even by correcting yourself. Kudos.

    Radar doesn’t make a conclusive statement on if it’s true or not (most journalists don’t for legal reasons unless someone is willing to take the blame for legal reasons or there is solid proof like the name of the woman) but they take them seriously enough to actually PRINT the article and to call Taylor Hicks and ask him about the allegations. Clearly they did some research. Someone that knows Taylor is talking, otherwise they would not have his phone number. This story does have legs indeed.

  • Also, they are smart because they let the world know where they stand right there in the headline:

    “How Far Would American Idol winner Taylor Hicks go to keep his fans from knowing he has sex? Further than you might expect.”

  • Get Real, LOL!!!! No one is dumber than that Jat. The woman thinks she has a special connection to Taylor but she’s never met him or even been to a show. She can read his mind too! TOTAL LOON. The world is crashing down on the koolaiders!! This is the biggest piece of press Taylor has gotten in MONTHS in a national publication REAL magazine and check out the topic!!!!! Everything else has been little local newspapers and little blogs. This is huge and they don’t know what to do with themselves. Denial must be fun! Can’t wait to see what else is going to happen. The aftermath disaster and koolaid reaction is more interesting and amusing then the sham!!!

  • MFOYA’s topic got published in a national magazine. That’s more than I can say for any blog or board that has anything to do with Taylor Hicks. They’ve caused enough of a stir that people are reading and now writing about it. This has been so interesting to watch. If it was a contest, MFOYA wins. Again and again. What are the chances those complete imbeciles could get their Aaron Ruffcorn is MFOYA theory printed in a magazine. Zero.

  • That’s because that’s a bullshit theory “well”. MFOYA’s stories got legs. It’s the truth. There’s proof in those pics. Most of the world doesn’t drink hicks kool-aid.

  • You were smack on MFOYA.

    I think the last paragraph of the article says all there is to say.

    Oh - and I want to hear from Bhammer!

  • Congrats, MFOYA! Now, where can we buy this magazine?

  • Why the FU*K wouldn’t he deny it!!!??? This was his chance. Oh I know why, because it’s true. Taylor, love ya but you have a lying problem.

  • MFOYA I have never doubted you are a powerful player. Nice work. Granted this is not a completely conclusive end, no rather a heightened notice and a nationally raised speculation; thing is you brought it to the fore.

    I admire guts and talent. MFOYA, you possess both in spades, darlin’.

    That said, no matter the ultimate outcome, I am and remain a Taylor Hicks fan; I like his music. He too, a guy who possesses grit and drive, but perhaps he’s been swayed through some associations.

  • I see the only way out for Mr. Hicks is to take a seat on Dr. Phil’s couch and discuss shams and the lies to which they lead. And while your at it Dr. Phil, hit on casual sex and the possible subsequent problems.

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!

    Well as one more new year’s treat for all of you, I have a little surprise for the shammers.

    I know for a fact that Gray Charles contacted Radar magazine using a fake name, making MORE trouble for Taylor than before!

    Gray has been e-mailing me for months under the guise of a reputable free-lance reporter. He used a fake name, fake e-mail address and he desperately wanted the scoop on mfoya. He tried to bait me, get me to give him private information, all in the name of journalism and “exposing the sham” Yes, shammers, Gray went to bat for you, wanted to expose you as well as mfoya, but his real purpose was to find out who mfoya was (because MFOYA made GC look like the ass he is). Seems in reality all you did was peak Radar’s interest in this story. Taylor man, Gray really has your back.

    Dont’ believe me, hmmmmmmmmm….. I have all the e-mails to prove it and so does mfoya.

    HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR GRAY! You think we are a bunch of dumb asses, well guess again you loser!

    Anyone want to read some e-mails?

  • Gray Charles contacted Radar Magazine?????????? OMG what a douchebag!!!!! Isn’t that what Taylor’s publicist is for? Nice going GC!

    Taylor get rid of that asshole and CL and you’ll be all set!

  • Hi folks,

    I posted on this blog in late September. I posted under the name Hmmm.

    Hmmm
    September 25th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    You guys don’t know me, but if Taylor is seen with Caroline Lyders again in an attempt to continue the charade — they are going to be exposed nationwide for all of America to see. Enough is enough.

    You have my word. Not a bluff.

    I stood by my word as I always try to.

    Whatever is written on this site, is pretty much just true. It is what happened even though it is utterly ridiculous.

    And I will say one more thing, there’s more media coverage coming. So I guess you should all prepare yourselves.

  • oh i want to read e-mails…….

    of course there’ll be more media coverage…..the media will pounce all over this RADAR article.

  • “Dont’ believe me, hmmmmmmmmm….. I have all the e-mails to prove it and so does mfoya.”

    Of course we want to see the e-mails!

  • Funny thing about the truth. You can really not care it’s the truth, or pretend not to care about the truth, or care a little or a lot that it’s the truth. But it doesn’t change that the truth is still the truth.

    In the case of this sham, it’s stranger than you find in fiction, is hard to believe that people would go so far to cover up the truth, and yet it’s true. The whole thing was cleverly done but totally bizarre and stupid. I only hope that Taylor never goes back to this sham like Caroline wants to, no matter how much publicity comes out. Staying in the light and truth is the only way to cut the cancer out of his soul and regain his real joy again.

  • I see there is a lot of interest in the “e-mails”. Be patient, it is all coming out.

  • I’ve had my first laugh of the new year reading these comments. Hilarious!

    Oh and yes. We want to see those e-mails.

    Yes indeed.

  • Junebug that is completely hysterical! TMS has a new blog discussing MFOYA. LOL. Now another full site on the devoted list of “carers.”

    TMS, as you all know, is uh an alternative fansite that allows members to write male on male gay anal sex fan fiction about Taylor. Yeah, it’s really something. Barf bag please.

    Also, Tappanga, TMS’s local troll, claims MFOYA must be “a fat shrew”. Dang. I’ve had the scare of seeing this Tappanga in person. Fat? Check. Shrew? Check. Nasty yellow and I mean YELLOW teeth? Check. Obsessed with Bill Will and stalks him and his brother? Check. I find it kinda funny that their local chunky calls other ladies “fat” since the entire TMS site is mostly plus sized women. Anyone want to see a picture?

    And if MFOYA is who I think it is, she’s a hot babe. Jealous? Check.

  • You should check out the “delusional idiots” thread on TMS. It’s funny since CL has been outed as NOT being the beach girl that others are now saying that’s not the issue. The issue is “Taylor’s personal business”, etc. Except for Tapanga. She says CL is clearly the girl on the beach and if we can’t see that we should turn off our computers and knit sweaters for legless cats. Will someone pass the yarn?

  • Hustler - Marry me!

  • Oh, I wanna see photos

  • What photos SG?

  • Somebody send me that link about TMS.

    I’ve been reading the “new” spin going on about, ‘it’s his personal life’ yadda yadda. Oh, and I don’t knit.

  • I doubt Tapp has Taylor’s phone number…LOL. If they all think BW and Tay are close friends with them, they all have a rude awakening in sight. Once the tour was over Bill basically stopped going over on TMS and so did the rest of the band members. That board was just a side kick for them and made for good water cooler gossip. Truth is TMS gets no real respect from Taylor or his “homies”.

  • They are bitching on TMS about how this is invading Taylor’s private life? LOL

    So, creating sex stories about Taylor and calling yourself a slut, and posting closeup shots of Tay’s groin as your avitar isn’t invading his private life?

    Someone please pass me the Bourbon….I need a drink!

  • Cluster, Hustler, Myredguitar……

    *muah* I love you guys.

  • A fat girl clique.

  • So, maybe that is why I was never accepted…..lol

    redguitar……*smooches*

  • The idea of focusing MFOYA’s attentions onto that TMS place is just unappealing. That site has linked MFOYA on it’s blog and from my end I can see it has gotten about 10 clicks since this webmaster put it up yesterday. That means zero to no traffic. In other words, really, who cares… Apparently not that many people. Apparently not us. I have no desire or inclination to bash the TMS “fan site.” First off, it’s not where my interests lie, secondly there’s way too many posters on this site that are from that site and third off, well, Radar. That’s much more interesting now isn’t it?

    I think it’s best if people let this go, it’s a conflict of interest and only annoying like a fly or gnat, but no big deal. I’m sorry the site owner called you names or you think the site owner called me names. But take it for what it is. Just misinformed fans. No different then any other misinformed fans at those anti mfoya blogs. There’s no need to insult back.

    Taylor created an illusion and they don’t have an ability to understand why he would do such a thing. They don’t know him, they don’t get it. It’s simple. But they will self-righteously (and hilariously) fight for something even though they honestly have no clue which way is up. I guess this is what fans do? They also have no idea why this blog exists or who is behind it and that has always been intentional. So obviously nothing they say will ever be rooted in truth. See? You can’t solve puzzles when you don’t have any of the pieces. So let’s leave it at that.

  • StormBetsy,
    Come on over. We can drink bourbon till we learn how to knit.

  • Te amo, MFOYA!

  • As usual MFOYA rules. Always rising above it. Kudos!

  • BTW, Mfoya you were right as usual. Taylor was indeed in Atlanta on NYE and obviously no CL. He was with Bill. Thanks for the heads up.

  • Little 28-On my way…..I’ve got chilled glasses and plenty of ice and Bourbon!

  • hickschicks2010
    January 1, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    I’m still on cloud nine about this. Not because I’m happy Taylor might get hurt. Not that at all. But that this might be a wake up call for him, smell the coffee and fix his career before it goes down the tubes.

    And maybe, just maybe, I’ll consider wearing my Taylor Hicks T-shirts in public again.

  • Insider, thanks for the scoop. Radar seems like a cool magazine. I’ve been enjoying their site. Indeed Ron Burkle is the money behind the operation and a lot of other power players.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/radar-mag-ron-burkle

  • I did see the Radar magazine today and it’s not a rag mag as ppl are calling it. From what an associate at the B&N told me, it’s pretty well respected and offers neutral opinions. It seems to give a fair shake to articles.

  • Most of Taylor Hicks’ fans fell of turnip trucks. They consistently write stupid shit. I have never in my life seen a more ignorant bunch. I am dead serious. Bottom line is these rumors getting PUBLISHED is a huge blow to the kool-aid drinkers. If it was Newsweek they’d tell you it was a rag mag. LOL.

    Ask any New Yorker if Radar Magazine is a rag mag (like the Enquirer) and they’ll laugh in your face. It’s a hot magazine and the topic of A LOT of controversy. They’re often in war with Gawker (the central must read blog for all journalists and people in the media) and the people running it are big time.

    Billionaire Ron Burkle, Maer Roshan of Interview Magazine, NY Magazine, Talk Magazine… I could go on and on.

    But I’m betting rag mags will pick up this story right where Radar left off. That’s just the way it goes!

  • What a way to start the new year…or maybe end the old one. I can’t wait to see what happens next!

    Maybe now Taylor will finally get a clue and get things under control. I remain a fan and would like to see him succeed. But all this lying is just not necessary any more.

  • Andsoitis, The lying wasn’t necessary from the beginning. It shouldn’t matter if he was on the beach rolling in the sand with a blow-up doll.

    To me, nothing justifies taking this to the extreme as it did. Taylor’s talent and his contribution to the music is the important thing.

    Hopefully this will be a great year for Taylor, “Carolier free.”

  • *snicker* blow-up doll *snicker, snicker, chuckle, snicker*

  • Dorothy Snarker
    January 2, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Well 2008 is starting off with a bang. I just found an ex-boyfriend that I thought I would marry is getting a divorce, and wants to get together to “catch-up.” The soon-to-be-ex-wife? She’s the woman my ex cheated on me with. Hmm…

    And then I come to MFOYA and find out this story is now in Radar. Though Radar can be snarky and gossipy, it’s hardly a tabloid rag. And if it’s making fun of MFOYA, well then it’s also making fun of Taylor, the Soul Patrol and extreme fandom as a whole. I don’t usually peruse the Kool-aid boards, but I can only imagine the gnashing of teeth (dentures) from all the uptight grannies.

    It seems like Taylor got caught up in bad situation, needed to cover it up and now it’s blowing up in his face. I do feel bad for him, but at the same time I wished he wouldn’t have put on such a fake persona while on AI. It got him the most delusional fans, people who elevate him to god-like status and don’t allow him to be a human being. Poor Taylor. First he needed the Soul Patrol and now he’s stuck with them.

    I hope 2008 gets Taylor back on the track on making some really great music. I hope he can break off the Clive Davis shackles and truly make the music he wants to make, not the derivative dreck of his first post-AI album. I hope he connects with both known and unknown musicians who really inspire him. Who knows, maybe Taylor will discover an awesome band at some dive bar, or hook up with a musician he greatly admires. I also hope Taylor gets it together personally, and realizes he doesn’t have to put on a bullshit act for people to like him.

  • I still want to marry Hustler….just sayin’…… ;)

  • Great post DS! Was wondering where you were. I was waiting for you to laugh at the “Radar is a rag mag” accusations. These poor people are so clueless. Can you blame them though? Maybe Radar isn’t sold at the nearest bus station or trailer park.

  • The Soul Patrol isn’t exactly savvy. That’s what so great about this site. MFOYA is snarky and funny and smart. I know a lot of smart soul patrollers that don’t post but just read here. Also the topic is hilarious. There is this much outrage because it’s all true. This has been going strong since Sept. Going stronger and getting even stronger and is by far the most popular TH site out there.

    The truth is that people just CANNOT handle how right MFOYA has been. It bugs the hell out of them. it’s like their egos are bruised because MFOYA keeps scoring over and over and over and proving them all wrong consistently. And the only one laughing is probably MFOYA. At them!!

    All the koolaid fans better brace themselves. It’s going to get even uglier out there.

  • Laughing? Since day one. It’s fun to know what’s going to happen before it happens and then sit back and watch it unfold. It makes everything so much more hilarious.

    I’ve always been honest with the reporting done on this site. The only thing I’ve ever been less then honest about is my identity. It’s not a coincidence that everyone thinks I’m someone else. Then when they think they know who that someone is they realize there’s no one behind that either. That must be frustrating that we’re so elusive. But it’s fun to watch too.

    Golly molly, what chaos we have created by just telling the truth. Unreal.

  • Dorothy Snarker
    January 2, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    Aw shucks, nyclove. I love your comments too. And I can’t imagine the Kool-aid drinkers picking up Radar…or The Nation…or Bust or any cool magazine. They seem like the types to pick up True Confessions or Complete Woman.

  • Well heck MFOYA, I find you very alluring. It’s rather fun not knowing who’s behind the mask. (very sexy)

  • Caroline Lyders wasn’t even with Taylor on New Years Eve. The gig is clearly up. Asia was just some more damage control for the fans. In private, he does his thing. For the fans, he does the charade. But no fans in Atlanta…. and now Radar… too late.

  • Just googled Radar and Taylor Hicks and the first thing that popped up was Sunny’s blog.. guess she’s really capitalizing on mfoya’s traffic…

  • As she should. If it gets people to read her writing then it’s a good thing.

  • Others are capitalizing on this….the TMS board created a thread about this and they are getting the hits and responses. So whatever works.

  • “MFOYA’s identity is protected and will always be protected. There is nothing anyone can do about that. They can all search till they drop and they’ll come up with NOTHING about who MFOYA is. Male, female, he, she. Nothing. That was the plan and it worked. This much more intricate and thought out then any of the morons would ever know.”

    I wouldn’t be so sure about that! You see there is one thing that people just can’t help and that is opening their mouths. I think you might want to go over the rules of your little secret club with its members MFOYA!

  • I truly wish all those many people would open their mouths and spill it all once and for all. Why keep secrets? Let’s get to it already.

  • It is fun watching this unfold, not only for the entertainment value, but to see the truth come out.

    I do consider myself to be part of the Soul Patrol, at least on it’s fringes. However, I am not a blind follower of the almighty Taylor Hicks - I don’t idolize him as some god who can do no bad. Other SPers need to get a clue, wake up and realize that he is just a man who is capable of …well, almost anything.

  • For that last 4 months people have been claiming to know, all kinds of accusations made. Blah blah blah blah… This happens about once a month. Don’t they feel stupid?

    By the way, seems that Tedneck left after he told everyone Caroline was in Pala and then was proved wrong.. too bad.

  • All of this talk about who MFOYA may or may not be is being done to destract people from the truth. They don’t want to believe what their eyes and brains are telling them. Taylor Hicks AI winner from session 5, good old boy from AL lied to his fans, friends and family for months. So to keep from having to think about that they have started to concentrate on who is MFOYA. Who is this person that is forcing me to admint the truth. Damn this MFOYA person for making me believe what I don’t want to believe. It’s the same thing with the “this is Taylor’s private life and not any of my business” talk that has suddenly started. If I tell myself it’s none of my business then I don’t have to think about what a fool Taylor has made of me.

    It doesn’t matter if MFOYA is male, female, friend or fo. The truth is Taylor Hicks lied to his fans, friends and family. He made fools out of everyone for months. Finding out who MFOYA is will not change that fact. You don’t have to like it but it’s time to accept it.

    Taylor, Lieders, Bill, Ruffcorn, Ted, Taylor’s publicist and anyone else that knew the truth and did nothing to stop it are the ones to blame. Enabling Taylor to lie is like putting a bottle in an alcoholics hand. I truly don’t believe that is an exaggeration. MFOYA is the only one who knew the truth and was brave enough to try and stop it.

  • Get Real, I completely agree with all that you said. It takes a lot of balls.

    Also, someone was posting on Sunny’s blog , I think that person is what people refer to here a JAT. She was claiming that “nothing MFOYA says is true” and I honestly laughed to myself.

    I have read this woman has never even been to a Taylor Hicks show or met Taylor Hicks so how the hell would she know what was true and what was not? When she has absolutely NOTHING to do with Taylor on any level other than being a complete stranger?

    The same goes for all those fools and freaks on the CL fanatical site and every other fans. You are strangers. Nobodies. So am I. Accept it.

    It really does astound me that fans that are so outside of this situation actually think they have some kind of knowledge to make statements about what is or what isn’t the truth.

    MFOYA has proved inside knowledge consistently without banging us over the head with it. What they say pans out. They tell us Taylor will be in Atlanta on NYE w/o CL and he is. Taylor will be in Asia and expect some damage control. It happens. Taylor and his family will be in Memphis w/o CL and he is.

    Surely it confuses them on how MFOYA would know information like this that nobody else knew until after it happened.

    **I believe MFOYA is raising the stakes by revealing things and very subtly showing the “fans” that this is no site run by a fan. Smart.**

    Maybe the fans need to get a grip. Maybe Taylor’s own circle is outting him? Look at all the people dying to turncoat on MFOYA’s identity. Only apparently MFOYA was never honest with any of them so there’s nothing to reveal.

    People need to see the big picture of what is happening and stop assuming this is smalltime. Once it hits the press it is big time. No fan in the history of Taylor Hicks fanworld has ever managed this. Wake up.

    And surely Taylor would have more respect for his fans if they were A. not stupid and B. minded their own business too.

    I don’t agree with people getting angry for MFOYA doing whatever they want or with people who are angry at Taylor for lying and feeling he owes them some apology.

    I don’t think he owes his fans anything! But I do feel they will lose respect for him and that is their right and my right too.

    I am not angry but I think a little less of him - that is all. That is as far as I will stick my nose.

    Right now, this is between Taylor and MFOYA. This isn’t between that slumming nosy TMS fan site or any of the nosy fans there coming to the defense of something they know nothing about. I don’t see MFOYA going out of their way to attack fans, a few times they have made fun of ones that come here and make fools of themselves. But if anything, I see MFOYA calling out and challenging Taylor. Doesn’t even affect the damn nosy fans and its not their business what MFOYA does because they don’t know what MFOYA’s relationship with Taylor is or was.

  • Wanna know what I care about? I care that y’all are making a big whoop-dee-doo about Carolyn’s recent absences–and misinterpreting the whole thing.

    Of course you anarchists come up with reasons that make her look bad! Re. Asia, why does it have to be because Tay sent her home early?? Maybe she simply retreated to their hotel room of her own volition. Did you consider that all that pointing and laughing by the local children started taking a toll? She’s not made of stone, people! Artifice, ineptitude, duplicity, greed–and perhaps a strand of giraffe DNA–but not of stone! And if she did depart early I doubt it was for the reasons you claim. Maybe she thought she left the gas on at her home in Milwaukee? Happens to me all the time. How could she be expected to squint through a week’s worth of photo ops with the thought of Aaron asphyxiating in his sleep weighing on her mind?

    And as far as Memphis is concerned, I seriously doubt Tay would have passed up the opportunity for another painfully awkward reunion of his family and Carolyn. Memphis would have been their first get together since the excruciating meeting at Boutwell. (I heard Grandma Joni begged off that trainwreck, citing a previously scheduled root canal.) Know what? I bet Carolyn had a fashion crisis. We’ve all had those. She probably couldn’t find a gown to go with her glasses–or her neck, for that matter–so it’s just as well. Why go out when you can’t look your best? True, that has never, ever, ever, ever stopped her from leaving her house before, but maybe she’s wising up. It’s key that fans she encounters will remark later on her beauty–as opposed to her preternatural ability to ease Taylor out of the center of every picture they took. (As it turns out, Tay was not without female companionship that evening. The notorious bestower of unsolicited romantic advice and serial meet&greeter, EJ shadowed his every movement with the inevitability of bad breath following garlic.)

    Finally, this Radar Magazine thing. I haven’t read it yet but unless you got a magazine Business Week calls “sharp and funny” to articulate your theory (resulting in it reaching beyond the myopic world of the Soul Patrol into the general population), and go out of their way to contact Taylor directly on his cell phone, at which time Taylor, instead of easily laughing off the idea of two women, chose to impersonate a deer caught-in-the-headlights and evaded the question entirely, I don’t think you have anything to crow about.

    I’m pretty sure we’ll see Carolyn anchoring the CBS Evening News in her pink suit before any of that happens.

  • Finally, this Radar Magazine thing. I haven’t read it yet but unless you got a magazine Business Week calls “sharp and funny” to articulate your theory (resulting in it reaching beyond the myopic world of the Soul Patrol into the general population), and go out of their way to contact Taylor directly on his cell phone, at which time Taylor, instead of easily laughing off the idea of two women, chose to impersonate a deer caught-in-the-headlights and evaded the question entirely, I don’t think you have anything to crow about.

    Bham it.

  • Looks like Tay has more pressing matters to worry about than the Giraffe.

    http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/01/two-idol-winner.html

  • Storm…..

    And you see this as a bad thing? It’s been known for months now that he wanted out. What did J Records ever do right for him? I give him great props….Either another label will do right by him, for him, or he’ll go it alone. I, for one, cannot wait to hear his next CD. Let the Giraffe go munch on a tree!

  • Stormbetsy,

    When it rains, it pours! There were rumors of this circulating for a month or so. This is American Idol season debut month so the media is interested in ALL news about current and former idol winners. Taylor has just hit the whitewater rapids on two media fronts as of now.

  • Hell no! I think this is a great thing for Taylor. I was just pointing out the fact that as Votem said: “When it rains, it pours”. He’s wanting media attention, well he’s got it!

  • Woooohooooo can’t wait for the new album…..all Taylor.

  • Now he will have more creative freedom, but well, he doesn’t have a record deal. Being dropped by your label isn’t a great thing unless you really want to spin it. I’m sure he’s a little freaked out right now, hopefully someone who gets him will pick him up. I’m not all that worried however. Maybe now he can go back to being himself and make the music we all fell in love with in the first place.

  • I just visited that TMS site after pretty much avoiding them always. I find it sad that the only thing anyone wants to talk about there is MFOYA. That is the one topic anyone is interested. So basically all the Soul Patrol does is talk about MFOYA. TMS is finally getting hits on their site because of MFOYA. TMS is claiming massive traffic because of MFOYA. Does TMS not see how desperate this makes them appear? Lord help me. I am embarrassed for all of Taylors fans.

  • Bhammer Saved my life one more time. Just when I’m thinking humanity has been flushed down the toilet, there they are. After a hard day doing what I do and coming home to the on-line onslaught, I find that Bhammer has surfaced to save Our Minds….

    Blessed Bhammer. Reality in all of it’s snarky glory. Intelligence in all it’s meant to be in the wording.

    “….you anarchists”
    Exactly darlin’. Man, to the MFOYA crowd, this is one person who completely gets all of this and much more. Man, I love Bhammer.

  • I second that “woooooooooo” Blondie!

  • Wow!!! I haven’t been on this blog for ages!! This hoax is now in Radar Mag?! I knew something would get going on this!

    MFOYA are you gloating or what? You should be. How hilarious. The koolaids are probably losing their minds right now. Did anyone read the Victoria Beckham article on Radar a couple months back? If not, you should! You will LYAO.

  • I also want to add, I’m a fan of Taylor’s music. But this fake girlfriend stuff is such BULLSHIT. I think it’s sad about his label dropping him and that sucks but the Radar article.. well he kind of asked for it!

  • Bhammer - Thanks once again for making my night. After a tough day, no better relaxation than reading one of your posts. ROFL.

    For those who are not in the know, being dropped from a record label is a big deal.

  • TW, all anyone does is talk about MFOYA? What’s new?

    I’m sure that TMS place is getting tons of traffic on that thread about MFOYA from their own members rehitting the same thread over and over. Cool. I’m glad their members are finally interested in posting there again because of MFOYA, since that’s pretty much all anyone likes to talk about. Hello, Taylor got dropped from J? But they’d rather talk about MFOYA. But the thing is that does not translate into new readers on MFOYA. These are the same old people, as proven by the low amount of clicks from that site into this website. Those people have seen this site already, don’t need to click on their link to get here. So I see it like recycling sheep. I can’t concern myself with that. They’re all just the same old people yakking their same shit. I’m personally interested in new readers that have nothing to do with fans. That’s why this site is here.

    I don’t give these anti mfoya people my energies because I am amused by their denials. The more they deny the obvious and with such clueless self-righteousness, the stupider they look. Especially since they say it all in writing. So I encourage it. They should deny, they should bet their life savings and make conclusive statements and put their hands on bibles that MFOYA is a liar and that’s Caroliar on the beach. They should tell everyone and anyone that will listen that that’s Caroliar on the beach - because it only makes it that much more hilarious for me to watch this unfold, especially since I know what’s coming. And just to keep it real, I admit, on some level, I like watching these people humiliate themselves.

  • I admit to swimming in the black cherry waters of the SP Kool-aid beaches and sunning myself on the sunburst orange sands but now I’m surfing MFOYA’s ocean of reality where the sand bars are even with no photographers or Giraffes in sight.

    Crystal Light anyone?

  • ok, forget the Crystal Light and lead me to the sweet tea. =)

  • MFOYA: Any hints on what is coming?

  • I was directed to TMS, when I first heard of it I had no clue. I googled TMS and got this link. I thought well hell, minerals and metals, that’s not it…

    Finally one of my on-line ‘pals’ gave me the link and there I went…

    MFOYA, your assessment of the majority of the posters, “They’re all just the same old people yakking their same shit.” true, same things can be read at Fanatics and some other sites. (The Lovely Miss Jeanni was writing there in all her glory as well.) I did find a few posters that no doubt also post here.

    Read in the Birmingham News article this a.m.
    ” Hicks also has time for other things.

    Although he still declines to discuss his personal life, he has been linked to Milwaukee TV anchor Caroline Lyders. After his appearances in Asia, Hicks headed to Milwaukee before heading back down South.

    Hicks is affably evasive about where “home” is these days.

    “For now, if I’m in one place for two weeks, then that’s where I live,” he says. “Milwaukee is one of those places.”

    He’s a regular, “Where ever I lay My Hat” kinda guy.

  • Just read this interview online with the Birmingham news after his return from Asia:

    http://www.al.com/entertainment/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/entertainment/1199438184276440.xml&coll=2&thispage=3

    An excerpt:

    “Although he still declines to discuss his personal life, he has been linked to Milwaukee TV anchor Caroline Lyders. After his appearances in Asia, Hicks headed to Milwaukee before heading back down South. ”

    “Hicks is affably evasive about where “home” is these days.”

    “For now, if I’m in one place for two weeks, then that’s where I live,” he says. “Milwaukee is one of those places.”

    Very interesting…

  • Dorothy Snarker
    January 4, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Hmm, Taylor says Milwaukee is one of those places where he lives, yet we rarely hear of him and Caroline being seen in Milwaukee. Do they hole up in her house or something?

    And now that the possibility of a sham has been stated in a national publication (and then some), I wonder if Taylor and Caroline will come forward to refute the charges.

  • All I can say is, what a dumbass!!! Does he honestly think people are going to believe this non-sense.

  • MFOYA had said in chat that he did actually get a rental in Milwaukee. Goes to show you how deeply he got caught in his own lies. If he got a place in Milwaukee that must be that was Caroline on the beach. Since that is not her on the beach it goes to show you how crazy this man actually is.

  • This is the damage control MFOYA was talking about.

  • Well, the shammers are still going at it. What is it going to take to make Taylor stop this nonsense. He has been outed, we know it, he knows it. My God, does the man have a clue?

    Get Real, someone is posting under your name, (hmmm… can anyone say kool-aid) at another site, just a warning. The SP’ers still remain in such denial, it is really quite sad.

    As for the shammers, they’ve got rocky seas ahead, and the more they keep telling lies, the deeper that ocean is going to get with fierce riptides pulling them under.

    ENOUGH!

  • I thought MFOYA stated that he gave up his rental in Milwaukee? Why would he rent when he can stay with her? After all, Ruffy moved out.

  • He’s a regular, “Where ever I lay My Hat” kinda guy.
    ___________________

    ROFLMAO! Yep